The Grand Old Party Is Having A Grand Old Time
ABC News: 'Primetime Live' Poll: More Republicans Satisfied With Sex Lives Than Democrats:
American Sex Lives 2004, a new "Primetime Live" sex poll conducted in conjunction with the ABC News Polling Unit, is among the most comprehensive surveys of its kind in decades and establishes a new, detailed picture of sex attitudes and behavior in America today.
The full results of this wide-ranging sex poll will be presented during a live, hourlong "Primetime Live" event airing Thursday, Oct. 21 (10-11 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.
The poll analysis includes a breakdown by many subgroups, including region, age and even political party affiliation, which is the topic of results released today:
Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans - 87 percent; Democrats - 76 percent
Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans - 56 percent; Democrats - 47 percent
The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans - 72 percent; Democrats - 62 percent
When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.
This really should not come as that much of a surprise. Are most Democrats satisfied and happy about any aspect of their lives?
I'm sure that this lack of sexual satisfaction is somehow all George W. Bush's fault of course. Who can concentrate on sex with that unilateral cowboy in office? If only John F. Kerry was president. The world would love us, the crippled would walk, and frigid, frustrated lefty dames would be enjoying multiple orgasms.
Hat Tip: My wife. My very Republican wife.
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