Fraters Libertas

Our Little Boy Is All Growed Up

Finally, after months of anticipation, the big day is almost here. No, I'm not taking about that silly election thingy next week. I speak of the long anticipated and hotly wagered wedding of Atomizer.

That's right ladies. As of this Friday around 6:45pm CST, Atomizer will no longer be available on the free agent market. His rights have been snapped up (in ways he can't even possibly yet imagine) and he's expected to sign a lifetime contract.

The whole Fraters crew will be on hand to witness this blessed event (and pay off our bets). I will be goose stepping guests down the aisle in my role as usher, while Saint Paul and JB will be live blogging every second of the sacred ceremony.

Then the reception, where I plan on delivering a blistering ninety minute "toast" detailing why everyone in attendance is morally obligated to vote for President Bush. It's all the couple really wants for their wedding present don't ya know.

Next, the newly married sweethearts will jet off on their well-deserved honeymoon. And where else would you want to be during a bitter, acrimonious election than a tolerant, open minded place like San Francisco? Atomizer has promised to keep us updated with round the clock reports, including pictures of how election day plays out in the city by the bay.