Friday, October 22, 2004

First Thing I'm Gonna Need Is A Driver...

I had an enjoyable if all too brief lunch on Thursday with my nautically inclined Northern Alliance colleague Cap'n Ed. And, after much begging, pleading, and cajoling on his part, I have finally agreed to judge this week's Caption Contest.

Muh-wah-hahahahahahahahahaha! Eggsellent.

I am in charge around here. I will be the supreme arbitrator. I am the judge, jury, and executioner. I alone will separate the wheat from the chafe. All those who wish to curry my favor, must bow down before me. I am your Messiah now.

So get your entries in now so that they be subjected to the withering righteousness of my judgment. Keep 'em short, pithy, and to the point. Quality people, not quantity.

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