Monday, October 25, 2004

You And What Army?

It seems that the Democrats are willing to do just about anything to win Minnesota on November 2nd including destroying lawn signs, intimidating campaign workers, and stealing literature. Now John Kerry's stepson is promising to unleash a plague of Biblical proportions on our fair state. A horde of lawyers (Bart Simpson shiver of fear). According to the Republican Party of Minnesota web site, Andre Heinz made this statement today at Hamline University:

"And we will have lawyers at the polls, so if anyone tells you 'sorry, you can't vote here' you can say 'I'd like you to meet my lawyer' which is always a fun thing to be able to say."

Yeah, that's just a hoot ain't it Andre? I'm sure our hard-working election judges will find it oh so amusing when some smart-assed young punk who can't follow the simple rules of voting LEGALLY whips out that witty rejoinder. Instead of spending your time bringing in an army of nitpicking litigators, why not educate your "people" so that they vote at the right frickin' place to begin with? If you're not bright enough to figure where to vote, then you probably shouldn't be voting in the first place.

Unfortunately, the only way to respond to such legal thuggery (other than following Shakespeare's oft referenced advice) is to assemble your own goon squad of bullying barristers. Rumor has it that Hindrocket of Power Line infamy is being groomed for just such a role on a team of Minnesota GOP lawyers that will be working the trenches on election day.

On the other side of the aisle, Ember Reichgott Junge mentioned on the Taxpayer's League Show last Saturday that she will be active on the DFL's legal election team.

Hmmm...Ember vs. Hindrocket? I gotta like our chances in that one.

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