Friday, January 21, 2005

Can You Put A Price On A Man's Dignity?

We have recently been advised of the existence of a photo that potentially could prove to be embarrassing for a certain nationally syndicated talk radio host. Actually, there's no doubt about whether this picture could be used to mock and ridicule the "Voice of Reason In The West." It is fodder for days and days of needling. And no, it's not a shot of Hugh and James playing dress up.

Like all good things in life, there is a price to be paid to acquire the rights to this precious prize. And as much as we would like to take advantage of this opportunity, the price was a bit too rich for our blood. At first we considered simply asking for reader contributions to collect the bounty required to free up this tantalizing treasure.

But then we realized that this was could be more than just a chance to humiliate Hugh. We could turn this into an even greater good. And so, we are going to ask for donations to fund the releasing of the photo. But we're not going to say exactly how much we need. So anything that we collect over the required amount will be donated to the Misericordia Orphanage.

And, to prove just how fair and balanced we really are, we're going to give Hugh (and his lackeys, cronies, and hangers on) a chance to avoid such unwanted exposure. Because we're also going to accept donations to keep the file sealed. And if those donations end up totaling more than the ones to release the photo, it will not see the light of day. All monies collected would then go to the orphanage. Talk about a win/win.

So if you want to have a good larf at Hugh's expense please donate here:

On the other hand, if you believe that Hugh's suffered enough already, and needs to be coddled like some kind of dandy mama's boy you can give here:


The little drama will run until next Wednesday, and we will provide daily updates of the total for each side.

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