Old Dude Guns Down Young Creep

Why can't we ever see a headline like that?

From this month's NRA magazine:

A 64-year-old traveler from Arkansas stopped to ask for directions at a Milwaukee gas station and soon found himself confronted by a gang of young men. A fight started, during which one attacker choked the motorist (ed note: "Out of my way, I'm a motorist!") while a second beat the man with his own cane.

Acting in self defense, V.O. Goins then pulled a handgun from under the seat and shot and killed the 20-year-old thug who had been choking him. Officers responding to the scene found Goins' car keys on a juvenile accomplice. A Milwaukee assistant DA said Goins would not be charged.

--Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel 04/07/2005

What a great American. Don't mess with the Razorbacks.