Saturday, June 18, 2005

Selected, Not Elected

The polling at Radio Blogger is over and it is alleged that the Colorado quarter has won by the narrowest of margins. As we speak, our crack team of attorneys is preparing to contest the election results. We have received widespread reports of polling irregularities, massive voter fraud, intimidation of Minnesotan voters, and votes not being properly tabulated. Some Minnesota voters report that they had to wait twenty-four hours before being able to vote. There are also claims that Polling Host, the company who conducted the electronic polling, has ties to the brother-in-law of the owner of Bill Owens's favorite Sonic Drive-In in Denver. Connect the dots people.

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