We Got John Who's Been Driving For Years...
'Cause I wanna drive the Zamboni (drunk):
No more ice time for John Peragallo.
His Zamboni privileges at Mennen Sports Arena in Morris County were revoked after police charged him with drunken driving -- on the ice -- authorities said yesterday.
Peragallo, 63, of Randolph, was intoxicated Sunday afternoon while driving the four-ton ice-cleaning machine during a break in public skating, Morris County Park Police Lt. David Doyle said.
A concerned employee called police shortly after noon saying the Zamboni was speeding, sliding into turns and nearly crashing into the boards, while the driver wore a smile, police said.
Of course he wore a smile! Driving a Zamboni drunk is the kind of thing that most men can only dream about. Here's to John for daring to live that dream.
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