The Wreck Of The Vikings Is Caroled
The Nihilist In Golf Pants has taken the Vikings sordid tale of water borne debauchery (now being referred to as "Filategate" in these parts) and set it to Gordon Lightfoot's haunting classic "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." The results are impressive:
When hors d'oeuvres time came, the waitress came on deck sayin'.
Fellas, you're too rough to feed ya.
At Nine P.M. she still wouldn't cave in,
When they offered, "Let's have a go at-ya"
The captain wired in that the boat was comin' in
As the good ship and crew was in peril.
And later that night when the party lights went outta sight
Came a bunch of neighborhood urination.
Sing the whole thing.
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