Henry from Edina e-mails to offer up a North of the border rib-tickler:
Heard a joke recently from which I thought you might get a chuckle. In Canada, a Newfie, British Columbian and Quebecois found a bottle on the beach, which one of them touched. Out popped a genie, who promised each one a wish. The Newfie asked for restoration of the schools of fish in the North Atlantic, so he could resume a fishing career. The Quebecois asked for a stone wall ... 30 feet high ... 3 feet thick to be built around the province and be impervious to any assault. The British Columbian asked the genie, "Is that wall around Quebec really indestructible? The genie replied that it was and the BCer then asked, "does that mean it's waterproof?" When told it was, the BCer said, well, then, FILL IT UP."
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