Apparently the jokers over at Nihilist In Golf Pants received a number of complaints from their pals at the City Pages about a post the poked fun at DFler Matt Entenza. Unable to take a little heat and no doubt fearing that they might be jeopardize their standing as favorite right-wing blog among the liberal urban hipster set, they caved and pulled the post.
However, here at Fraters Libertas we refuse to pull any punches and have obtained an exclusive copy of said censored post which we now present for your reading enjoyment.
Top 11 Things That Matt Entenza Will Do To Avoid A Conflict of Interest With His Wife If He Is Elected Attorney General of Minnesota
11. Instigate a close examination of all bonuses and backdated stock option grants to all Jr. CFOs at UHC
10. Strictly enforce the "We don't discuss business at the table" family rule
9. In casual conversation, start referring to his wife as "dingbat"
8. To avoid any appearance of conflict of interest, he'll run off with Angelina Jolie
7. Legalize gay marriage, then propose to Jeff Johnson
6. He and his wife will no longer role play the "greedy businesswoman makes corrupt government official an offer he can't refuse" fantasy
5. Insist that Lois stop referring to him in public as her "kept man" and "little gigolo"
4. Restrict pillow talk topics to "American Idol", Brad and Angelina, and the weather
3. Stop accepting his weekly allowance from Lois
2. Admit that he just lives in the basement like K Fed and they aren't really "married"
1. Begin sleeping with Blue Cross and Medica executives to avoid appearance of favoritism
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