This Just In
JB Doubtless is now to be referred to as JB Clueless. He can be found at Bennigan's with a Dumb and Dumberer movie stub in his pocket.
UPDATE:I have made a few phone calls and JB Clueless is hereby banned from First Avenue, The Fine Line, The 400 Bar and several other “music clubs” in town. This lifetime ban even applies when one of his favorite country acts (like Johnny Dillhole and the Amazing Pickin’ and Grinnin’ Singers) is booked for a show.
Even Louie at Lee’s Liquor Lounge was appalled by JB’s contemptuous attitude. Not only does the ban apply to his fine establishment but, by issue of a restraining order, JB is not to come within 500 feet of Louie. He has a permit to carry a firearm and has the will to use it so forget the wig and glasses routine, JB, and enjoy your Turkey O’Toole sandwich.
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