Tuesday, May 18, 2004

The Kneebone's Connected To The...Something

I found this story via Drudge:

Fidel Castro's doctor denied rumours that the president's health was ailing, saying today the 77-year-old leader is in excellent health and claiming he can live at least 140 years.

Yeah, right...and, just yesterday, MY doctor told me that my liver was indistinguishable from those owned by newborns. Just to be safe, I ain't making any plans for my 140th birthday...in 2107.

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