Friday, May 07, 2004

Luke, You Are A Sick Mother

Luke Duke from Puzzlestud offers an alternative view of Katherine Lanpher's mug shot:

I for one enjoy the picture of the beautiful Katherine Lanpher at the top of your page. I don't know whether it's the redness of her face, the glazed over look in her eyes, or that "look how trashed I am" expression, but something about her makes me want to get a better whiff of that .21% worth of alcohol-laced breath rising from the pit of her churning stomach like whiskey flames from a distillery hell. Don't tell me I'm the only one that feels this way.

For the sake of all mankind Luke, I sincerely hope you are.

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