Who Really Is #100 When It Comes To Gray Matter?
Last Friday's rumbling, bumbling, stumbling performance by Minnesota Senator Mark Dayton as he attempted (and failed miserably) to score political points at the expense of Donald Rumsfeld and General Richard Meyers during their Senate testimony on the Iraqi prisoner abuse story, led many to conclude that Dayton is either mentally unstable, intellectually challenged, or both. Some speculated that he was the bottom of the Senate's barrel when it comes to matters of intelligence. But there is a lot of competition in that area, and so we have decided to let our readers determine once and for all (or at least until the next election) who is the Senate's ultimate intellectual lightweight.
We've narrowed the choices down to four candidates. Along with Dayton we have the pride of Delaware, and patron saint of plagiarism, Joe Biden. And of course, we have to include a woman oft described as "dumb as a box of rocks", California's own Barbara Boxer. Last but not certainly not least, let's hear it for Washington state's Patty 'At Least Under Osama The Schools Started On Time' Murray.
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