Wednesday, March 08, 2006

In A Taze

Ever wonder what it's like to taze yourself? this guy found out:

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "Do it again, do it again!"

Also, hilarious video of a drunk guy getting tazered multiple times by the fuzz here.

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