The Liberal Bunch

On the NARN today, we asked for a parody song on the possibility of the Minneapolis Star Tribune taking over the Saint Paul Pioneer Press. Thanks to Paul, we got it:

(Sung to the tune of the "The Brady Bunch" theme)

Here's the story,
Of a liberal paper,
Whose editorials made you want to hurl.
They had biased columnists,
Like Nick Coleman,
Their freak flag was unfurled.

Here's the story,
Of a tiny daily,
Part of a conglomerate that no one wants to own.
They had a two men,
With a fresh perspective, but the rest sucked the bone -.

Till the one day that McClatchy bought Knight Ridder,
and we knew they was much more than a hunch.
That the truth,
Would always be distorted.
As Twin Cities papers became the liberal bunch,
The liberal bunch- the liberal bunch
They're partisan and that's not just a hunch.