Comically uncoordinated food additive expert Clark Griswold and...
...comically uncoordinated talk radio host Hugh Hewitt?
Yesterday, listening to Hugh describe how he managed to drop his cell phone in the Charles River while taking off his hat, I began to wonder whether he really can walk and chew gum at the same time. You add this most recent clumsy mishap to his falling through the ceiling while trying to do home repairs, tripping on a curb while jogging and breaking his wrist, and his infamous snowmobile in tree incident (it works on so many levels) and you have to conclude that he's a living, breathing accident waiting to happen. The next hot reality show could be someone following Hugh around with a camera and documenting his daily struggles with the laws of physics. All we need now is the a catchy title...
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