Friday, September 01, 2006

Yeah And The Gulag Was Just A Summer Camp

Despite the clever propaganda campaign, we refuse to believe that Ralphie is not being mistreated by his captors. Our intelligence experts, who have examined the pictures in minute detail, have determined that Ralphie appears to be using subtle body gestures, not easily visible to the naked eye, as sign language to send a message that is repeated over and over again:

T-O-R-T-U-R-E

The idea that this heinous act in no way involves Hugh Hewitt or his proxies is ludicrous. His Cheeto-stained fingerprints and that of his puppet producer are all over this assault on all the we hold dear. It's all the same war people, whether the front lines are in California, Colorado, Minnesota or Miami.

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