Poor Headline Skim Reading Theater

I have never liked being around broom sticks. let alone horizontal ones (and I say that without even having been to Guantanamo Bay). Outside of 13-year-old Romanians, and maybe some members of the Star Tribune editorial board, who can bend over backwards and walk straight anyway? Kudos to Benedict XVI for nixing this cocktail party killer at future Vatican functions. His infallibility needs no further proof for me.