Nihilist In Golf Pants Exposed!

A few months ago, it became obvious that something was amiss in local conservative blogging circles. Classified and highly confidential information was finding its way into the wrong hands. Our opponents appeared to have inside knowledge of our planning, our strategy, and our tactics. It was clear that we had a mole in our midst.

A rigorous counter-intelligence campaign was launched to uncover the source of this traitorous activity and make sure that the leaks were plugged. Background checks were performed. Rumors of suspicious activities were investigated. Library activity was monitored. Mountains of data were mined. While we did discover the staggering amounts of pornography consumed by some of you (names withheld to protect the not-so-innocent), we were no closer to finding our mole.

Finally, after narrowing down the list to the most probable suspects, we began intensive surveillance efforts. And at long last, after countless hours of fruitless work, our operatives have finally struck gold. Or more accurately green:




Yes, it is indeed sad but true. The Nihilist In Golf Pants is a double agent. Using high-powered hidden cameras, our people captured the Nihilist in his true colors. The photo was actually taken at the palatial estate of one Matt Entenza, noted DFL puppeteer, where the Nihilist was caught (red handed if you will) furtively delivering confidential information to his real master.

The current whereabouts of the Nihilist are unknown. An APB has been issued. If you spot the Nihilist, do not approach him. He is considered dangerously loud and may be armed with liberal ideology. Report any sightings of the Nihilist to your local conservative blogger and appropriate action will be taken. While we do not condone any retribution against Nihilist outside of that which is legally allowed, we do understand the motivation for it. Betrayal elicits a passionate reaction and demands a swift and uncompromising response. Perhaps Swiftee's promise to "get medieval on his ass" is the proper solution to the problem after all.