It's another typical Saturday morning for a Boston-area couple. There are errands to run, tasks to accomplish and groceries and household goods to procure. They discuss what will be needed for their trip to Wal-Mart:
Man: Scoops. We need Scoops. The regular Fritos can't hold dip for squat
Woman: Okay
Man: And that Axe body spray. Old Spice smells like my dad.
Woman: Got it.
Man: We also need paper towels--but not Brawny. That new Brawny man freaks me out.
Woman: MmmHmm...
Man: Anything else I'm forgetting?
Woman: Ahhh, nothing--oh wait, we'll need the Morning After pill to eradicate that annoying little person growing in my womb
Man: Right
Thankfully, some concerned Boston women will make sure that killing an innocent defenseless child will be as easy as trip to Wal-Mart.
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