Separated at Birth?

The Hanson Brothers

and

These three schmucks?

Although I don't recall any of the Bros. Hanson blow drying their hair before hitting the ice, like that guy on the left, standing next to St. Paul Mayor Chris Coleman and Governor Tim Pawlenty.

Good news for hockey fans in the Milwaukee area, one of the trios featured above will be making appearance at a Milwaukee Admirals game THIS FRIDAY:

The first 2,000 fans 16-and-older will receive a one-of-a-kind athletic supporter. Yes, that's right, a jockstrap, courtesy of Hockey Haven. Plus, the Hanson Brothers from the movie Slapshot will appear, courtesy of Miller Lite.

Free jockstraps and the Hanson Brothers. I think that ranks even below "Puppet Show and Spinal Tap" on the ladder of show business humiliations.

But don't expect Senator Kerry to be in attendance. He's already got a jockstrap.