Sunday, December 21, 2003

I Could Easily Take Clark

DERRY, N.H. -- Moments after praising his opponents in the Democratic presidential race as worthy running mates, Wesley Clark said, in no uncertain terms, how he would respond if they or anyone else criticized his patriotism or military record.

"I'll beat the s--- out of them," Clark told a questioner as he walked through the crowd after a town hall meeting Saturday. "I hope that's not on television," he added.

It was, live, on C-SPAN.

The campaign's traveling press secretary, Jamal Simmons, was with Clark at the time.

"If anyone tries to question Wes Clark's character, integrity or his commitment to this country or its security, they're going to be in the biggest fight they've ever had," Simmons said.


Let's go Clark, ya ninny. I am openly challenging both your integrity AND your commitment to this country, you little fey, sniveling wuss. I am ready for the biggest fight I ever had (and I'm not talking about the time I challenged the Atomizer's knowledge of Andy Warhol's brief musical career).

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