Kill Me, Kill Me Any Anytime
Time is running out to enter the Saddam Death Pool. The entries are flowing in, but please, people I can't stress this enough, please remember to include a time of day (Iraqi time) as well a date and year. We already have a number of dates that have been picked more than once and if you don't include the time you won't be able to claim the fabulous prizes. To enter simply drop me an e-mail at rightwinger23@hotmail.com with ALL the relevant information. It really couldn't be any easier. The deadline is Friday at midnight.
The best of the most recently received entries is from Carl who's going with April 22, 2005. Earth Day. There is little doubt that the planet will be a cleaner place after Saddam is gone. Although Howard Dean might argue that it will not be any safer.
We have also received our first NEVER entry. From Atomizer's father no less. My first reaction was to chuckle, thinking that he's going to have a very hard time EVER claiming the prizes if his guess is correct. Then I remembered that he's a lawyer so we have to tread very carefully here. Let's hope that Saddam does indeed face the justice that he so richly deserves so we don't need to address this issue again.
Now for an update on the prize front.
In order to up the ante Hugh has decided to add another prize. In addition to:
the snowmobile ride with Hugh,
the DVDs from Ed at Captain's Quarters,
the collection of officially licensed Northern Alliance memorabilia,
the pile of leftover 'Deserve Victory' bumper stickers,
and the limited edition autographed Lileks Hummel,
the winner will now also receive Duane's softball team.
While some might consider this to be a white elephant gift, ownership of the team can provide you with hours of entertainment as you rip the players, threaten to fold the team at any moment, and juggle the roster at your whim. It's your chance to play George Steinbrenner. Become the megalomaniac that you've always dreamed of.
Finally if you're creatively inclined, head over to Brainstorming, and see if you can help DC with a new tagline for his site.
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