Chastened From The Airwaves?
It's only been in existence for one day and already the HUAC or Hewitt Untruthful Activities Committee has made a difference.
On the recruiting front I am happy to report that four nominees have been vetted and qualified for membership. Very few vacancies on the committee remain so if you want to be considered please contact me at once.
Meanwhile, thanks to the work of HUAC I can say with certainty that Hugh will be broadcasting no falsehoods for the next three days. His claims to be taking a scheduled R&R break with the fetching Mrs. Hewitt don't hold up under scrutiny. Why was this break not announced in advance? Why no mention of it on his web page? Clearly Hugh has been shaken by the formation of HUAC and has gone into hiding to ponder his next move. Let's hope that Hugh reflects on his previous prevarications during this break and emerges from his seclusion a changed man, ready to renounce his fraudulent past and embark on an honest future.
If not the HUAC will be here, ready and waiting for him. You can run Hugh, but you can't hide.
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