Hewitt Admits Feeling Threatened
Last night talk radio host Hugh Hewitt licked his presently Cheeto-stained fingertips and unleashed another barrage of falsehoods and slanderous statements against us. This, after he all but admitting that the format of last night's show (playing snippets of Senate Democrats speaking and then commenting on their silliness), was based on a suggestion by none other than yours truly. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. (Which Hugh has been known to do literally, if the hand in question is holding crunchy orange colored snack foods.)
As to the baseless charges offered by Hugh, they hardly deserve a rebuttal. If he doesn't like our page load times, perhaps it's time for him to ditch the dial up connection. I know it can be tough for members of the older generation (the A.A.R.P. called-your membership card is in the mail) to embrace change, but technology truly is a wonderful thing Hugh.
Hugh is a fancy law-talking guy who attended Harvard, Yale, MIT, Oxford, the Sorbonne, the Louvre. He apparently doesn't appreciate our down to earth, voice of the people, man on the street, style of writing and grammar. I guess we shouldn't expect anything else from a member of the West Coast media elite. You can remain aloof in your ivory tower Hugh. We're gonna keep it real.
Finally Hewitt claimed that we were "threatening" him. At first I thought he was having some sort of delusional Paul Krugman moment, but then I realized that indeed Hugh was correct. We are threatening him.
Threatening him with the truth.
The whole truth.
And nothing but the truth.
(Thanks to all HUAC members who contributed their findings to this post. And we also wish to welcome Jonathan from Aurora, CO on board the committee. He will serve as our eyes and ears in the Rockies. Soon we will have a coast to coast network so that Hugh truly has no place to run, no place to hide.)
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