HUAC Update
The recently created Hewitt Untruthful Activities Committee will now unveil the members of the committee. In order to fight fire with fire the committee members will be granted honorary titles, not unlike those so sought after by Hugh Hewitt himself. One committee member has accurately described Hewitt as a "closet elitist". Heretofore the members of the committee will dispatch with their duties bearing the Roman title of Legatus. HUAC members now include:
Ben from the Infinite Monkeys
Brad from the Infinite Monkeys
Joe from Mr_Cranky
And our boots on the ground in SoCal, Rick
These Legati are charged with exposing the dishonest activities of Mr. Hewitt whether on the air, in his writing, or even in his personal life. If he's eating grapes at the supermarket without paying for them, stealing Cheetos from Generalissimo Duane at the studio, or parking his El Camino in a handicapped spot we'll be there to shine the bright light of truth on his misdeeds. Gentlemen, prepare for action.
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