Friday, March 19, 2004

The Next Bush Campaign Ad Featuring Sideshow Bob As GW

Bob: "Friends, my opponent, John Kerry, is confused about your national security. Do you know what he does? He flip-flops."
[does backflips; Americans marvel]

"Sometimes he doesn't know whether he's coming or going."
[walks funny; Americans clap and cheer]

"He wants to sell your future short."
[shrinks, walks sideways; Americans clap more]

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