Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Sounds Like A Placeholder To Me

Yesterday local radio station AM 1280 - The Patriot made their long awaited and much promoted "big announcement". In case you missed it:

COMING APRIL 5TH! A new morning show on The Patriot. It's 'Mourning in America' live every morning Mon.-Fri. from 5 AM - 8 AM featuring The Northern Alliance Radio Network. The show will be a fast-paced, eye opening national morning show with news, headline-making guests from the worlds of politics, media, sports and entertainment.

Okay, okay. It's not the NARN filling the slot. It's some guy from D.C. named Bill Bennett. I think he used to host a morning show there called the 'Values Zoo' using the on air moniker 'The Zany Tsar'.

While we're all obviously a little disappointed that we didn't get the nod, Saint Paul for one is ecstatic that, at long last, there will be a talk radio host able to answer the type of burning questions of life that keep him up at night.

Do you hit on a soft-17 if the dealer is showing a six?

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