Tomorrow morning at 6:00, I will be heading up to Lake Vermilion in northern Minnesota for two days to hunt the elusive muskellunge with 5 other men, three boats, several bottles of Powers Irish Whiskey, a half gallon of Bombay Sapphire, about 8 cases of beer, some vodka and an arsenal of bottle rockets and Black Cats (for boat to boat combat).
For those of you unlucky enough to be in the vicinity of Everett Bay Lodge this weekend, consider this to be your only warning.
And now, the obligatory Simpsons reference:
Homer rents a boat from a man in a booth, who hands him a key.
Man: There you go. And I assume you've read the boat safety
manual.
Homer: Oh, yeah. Couldn't put it down. Come on, boy, let's get me
a six-pack!
Man: Uh, sir, you can't operate a boat under the influence of
alcohol.
Homer: Oh, that sounds like a wager to me!
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