The Gift For the Man Who Has Everything (On His Face)
Earlier today the Atomizer promoted the Hugh Hewitt Action Doll, the newest item from the Fraters Libertas Holiday Gift Boutique. At this time I'd also like to also promote our all time best seller:
Disposable Beard Covers
Click on over, and as you'll see from the Elder's modeling, this item is a proud addition to any man's wardrobe. (Also great for women, if you run with carnival folk or people from Hopkins).
So buy a bag for the hairy SOB in your family and make this the best Christmas ever.
(FYI - those looking for that perfect gift for their favorite Frater will have to find something else. For the 12th straight year our Xmas bonuses consist of a free case of Disposable Beard Covers. Chalk it up to the Elder's largesse and his Howard Hughes-like need for clean room conditions at FL headquarters.)
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