Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Hello Kitty

There is a wave of hate and intolerance sweeping over the blogosphere these days that threatens to swamp the bridges connecting the community, leaving isolated islands of ideologues unwilling (and unable) to engage in civilized discourse with those whom they disagree with.

Red versus blue? No, I'm afraid it's far more divisive than that.

Dogs versus cats.

It was bad enough when the oppressive, jack-booted heel of Professor Bainbridge came down on those of us who fancy cats as he proposed that we should be stripped of our rights and sent to detention camps:

Except for those unAmerican cat lovers, all of whom should be sent to Guantanamo forthwith.

Now, our own sweet hearted Atomizer has joined the fascist feeding frenzy (literally) with his ALF-like vow to start feasting on felines:

Consider me a changed man. Beginning tomorrow, I'm going to start eating cats.

Have you sense of decency sir? Using poodles as bait is one thing, but I will not stand idly by while you threaten to start grilling up kitten kabobs. A line has been crossed. And that Christmas dinner party you were talking about having is sounding less and less appealing.

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