Sunday, January 18, 2004

Man About Town

Last month we were proud to unveil the Hockey Commissioner Hugh action figure, designed and built right here in the good ol' US of A. Folsom, California to be more exact.

Now the prototype has arrived in Minnesota. We've been putting it through the paces to test both its durability and popularity in the state where the action figures' (no, it is NOT a doll) namesake holds the prestigious title of Hockey Commissioner.

Thursday night the Commish was on hand at Keegan's , to witness yet another trivia victory by the Fraters squad.

On Friday he lunched with Ed from Captain's Quarters.

Saturday was the real test. Would Hockey Commissioner Hugh be able to perform his duties where he needed to most? We chose an outdoor hockey rink in a "less fortunate" part of town, to provide an opportunity to reach out to all members of the Minnesota hockey community.

Unfortunately, we discovered that the standards of craftsmanship and quality in the Golden State have suffered over the years. No doubt as a result of the onerous regulations and overtaxation of the Davis regime. When we're ready to ramp up production it looks as if we'll have to explore options in Mexico, China, and India.

For when Hugh Commissioner Hugh faced the elements he lost his head. Literally. And in an example of life imitating art, he also, in an almost eerie Ralphie-ish coincidence, broke his glasses.

But after wiping away the tears he bravely soldiered on sans spectacles. He took a turn guarding the net. And he inspected the chicken wire on top of the boards (you can just make out the Sear's building in the background).

Finally he wrapped up the day by going for a quick skate on Lake Calhoun (Minneapolis skyline in background).

Right now technicians are working furiously to repair Hockey Commissioner Hugh in preparation for a busy couple of weeks ahead. You can expect future sittings at the St. Paul Winter Carnival, The Patriot Forum, and at NHL All Star Game festivities.

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