Who Let the Dogs In?
The moribund Joe Lieberman campaign presents what may be the worst presidential campaign promotion ever. This Internet gallery of supporters indicates that maybe he hired the wrong new media advisors.
Despite the fact its appeal is limited to 13-year-old girls and the grandmothers who love them, I get the sense that Joe’s reaction to it was “Golly, I think it’s neat.” In fact, that’s exactly the sentiment he’s expressing in the photo in the right hand corner. He sure looks happy about it all. Makes me wonder if he understands that dogs and 13-year-old girls can’t vote.
Even if dogs could coherently express their electoral preferences for a candidate, how sure is Joe Lieberman that they would actually vote for him?
For instance, check out little Shelby. Look at the barely suppressed rage and paranoia in those eyes. She’s a natural Howard Dean supporter.
How about Zoroaster. He’s clearly just been listening to a Dick Gephardt speech.
A weasly, self-obsessed manipulator with a military background? General Patton, meet General Clark.
Some of these mongrels might not even be Democrats. For example, Idggy who appears to have found a career in the lucrative field of Michael Savage impersonations.
Finally, Sylvia and Topaz. I’m not sure why, but there’s just something about them that says Dennis Kucinich.
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