Thursday, January 08, 2004

Stairmaster Of Brainerd?

I've received quite a few emails in the last few days asking for more of my two-bit rants on things in my everyday life.

Today's occurred to me at the gym.

Stairmasters. They're for women, okay? A guy on one of those just don't look right.

Period.

There's something about the side-to-side action that is required in the hips that makes dames look beauty-ful when operating the machinery and dudes look, well, less-than-manly.

You can lift, ride the bikes, run on the treadmills or whatever else you want, but stairmasters are the exclusive providence of the gals.

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