Friday, January 16, 2004

Oh, And Another Thing...

Straws. Like stairmasters, straws are devices only to be used by the fairer sex.

I keep reminding myself to start ordering my Diet Cokes without a straw, but forget most times. That means when the straw comes I have to take it out of the glass, rinse it of any Diet Coke residue and then set it on the table. And I hate the way it looks just sitting there.

If you get a straw in a mixed drink, feel free to use the straw to give the drink a little stir, but then ditch it immediately thereafter. It's uncivilized to try to drink around the straw by holding it against the side of the glass. And ya look like a ninny.

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