Quick Piece Of Advice
So you're getting ready for work. You don a freshly pressed pair of dress slacks, a neatly ironed white shirt, a smartly designed tie, dress shoes and a solid belt. You have shaved and showered. Your hair is neatly combed. In all, you are looking every bit the go-getter you want the world to think you are.
Then, in an act so bizarre, so brazenly weird, so quintessentially dorky you don a bright yellow and garish blue ski jacket before you leave the house. Why!
Why would you do this to yourself?
Are you heading to the slopes after work? Perhaps you are going for a tool on your "sled" during your lunch hour. Please, get yourself a proper coat that can be worn when you are going to work. You're an adult now, this is one of the things adults do. You can actually have multiple winter coats. What are you, 8 years old?
And I'll not start in about your little lunch tote that you carry along with the shame of that ski jacket.
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