Channeling Larry King...
...when the Saint Paul Winter Carnival ice palace was closed last Friday due to cold weather, perhaps the homeless should have been allowed in for free thereby fulfilling their God given right to be surrounded by sculpted ice AND soothing Nick Coleman's aching heart...
...while yesterday's skin show at halftime of the Super Bowl was a new cultural low, at least we didn't have to see Britney Spears tearing Miss Jackson's top off (although we just might see that on the upcoming Grammy awards telecast)...
...if John Kerry is a Republican, as Howard Dean has declared, then I am the spitting image of Clay Aiken...d'oh!!
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