The Sign Does Say "Public" Television
It appears that two more Fraters will be infiltrating Jesse Ventura's MSNBC program this Friday. Last week, the advance team of the Elder and myself scoured the studio for signs of suspicious activity and, having found none aside from a shifty eyed audience member that we pegged as Mitch Berg's evil twin, have deemed that the coast is clear for the arrival of Saint Paul and JB Doubtless.
I just have some suggestions for the gents to make their visit more enjoyable. Ask the Twin Cities Public Television receptionist if you can use the bathroom. Better yet, ask to use her phone. Or, if you're feeling really bold, use the Emmy statuette that is sitting on her desk as a back scratcher. That ought to make her head explode.
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