As if you really needed one. Redskins lose; does that mean Kerry will win?
John Kerry supporters have a welcome omen for their candidate: The Green Bay Packers defeated the Washington Redskins on Sunday.
If history holds, the 28-14 result portends a victory for Kerry on Tuesday because the result of the Redskins' final home game before the presidential election has always accurately predicted the White House winner. If the Redskins win, the incumbent party wins. If they lose, the incumbent party is ousted.
"Oh, yeah, he's going to win. It's guaranteed," said Packers safety Darren Sharper, a Kerry supporter. "I don't have to vote now. Don't even have to go to the polls. Saved me a trip on Tuesday."
It's true. A Kerry win is now destined. So I urge all Kerry supporters to follow the sage advice of Darren Sharper and save yourself a trip by staying home on Tuesday. After all, it is guaranteed.
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