It's Only a Movie

Fraters reader Joe B. writes in with some constructive criticism for the production of "The Invisible Hand":

Don't forget to have CEO's and boards of directors thrashing around on the floor dying. And farmers as well. Those two groups alone take orders of magnitude more money from federal coffers than the poor. Die! Die! Die!

Not sure how many of the "poor" exist in government, the media, the arts, and academia, but point well taken Joe.

A piece of friendly advice for any liberals brave enough to see "The Invisible Hand". Just keep repeating to yourself "it's only a movie, it's only a movie".

As a service to them, we will have an ambulance parked out in front of the theater, ready to go with it's engine running and sirens blaring. But we will have to ask all patrons to sign a liability waver form upon entering. And if you have a heart condition (a heart?) we beg you not to see this movie.