...to commit petty acts of vandalism against the brave souls of the left. At least that's what you would be lead to believe after reading the latest drivel from Laura Billings at the St. Paul Pioneer Press:
A friend is considering scraping the "No War in Iraq" sticker off her bumper, convinced that it is the cause of the rising number of unexplained dents and dings on her high-mileage vehicle.
A neighbor who once displayed a "Howard Dean" sign believes it attracted a higher than usual amount of dog poop in the front lawn.
Dang. You're on to us Laura. Every Saturday afternoon after the Northern Alliance Radio Network show we all hop in Hindrocket's Jag, light up the stogies, and drive around Minneapolis and St. Paul laughing maniacally and looking for rusty Suburas with anti-war stickers so we can park real close and ding the doors.
I'm not sure who's masterminding the campaign to crush dissent with dog poop, but it wouldn't surprise me if Jasper wasn't somehow behind it.
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